Do not be afraid. We keep the monster bits in separate bins.

 

oneandonlygabriel:

part-time-thinker:

ink-film-nibbles-script:

“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney

The Americans:

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The British:

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The Australians:
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basically the rest of the world:

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An author’s ability to solve conflict with magic is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL to how well the reader understands said magic.

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

Terry Pratchett, Snuff (via bibliophilemartini)

rosalarian:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.


Finally someone made a comic about my exact feelings

rosalarian:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

Finally someone made a comic about my exact feelings